This is totally a picture of me.

It's uncanny, though I think I have a lot less hair than that. I also don't comb it like I'm in a band with "The" in the name. That was the closest thing I could find, though. Things I got right? Notice the mug of beer. (Likely Yeungling.) Notice the furrowed brow and expression of general discontent. I also had him with a cigar, but then I remembered I don't really smoke those anymore because I'm a tobacco lightweight. I guess you can't have everything.

Have fun, send me pictures.