Holy crap, somebody needs to give me an early birthday present...

Seriously.



The best album of the '90s (and my second favorite album of all time) now has a deluxe edition? One of those really sharp deluxe editions by Universal with an entire second disc of extras and one of those really snazzy booklets full of notes and factoids about the making of the album? HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP. If anybody out there loves me, you will buy this for me and get overnight delivery. I'm not even joking. I'm about to order it on Amazon so as not to take any chances. I wanted to give you guys an opportunity to prove your love to me, but I can't wait that long. Sorry. I need this like a meth addict needs junk. LIKE RIGHT NOW ISN'T SOON ENOUGH.

If you haven't ever heard this album before, shame on you. If you've heard it and don't own a copy, shame on you even more. E-mail me at (bigmaki at gmail dot com) and I will send you goodness. I love this album. Everybody needs to hear it at least once, even if they don't "get" it. Everybody except people who think "Hollaback Girl" is "SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD!!!!!" Those people need to kill themselves. Immediately. Thank you for your cooperation, shitty music lovers.

Wow, "The Dude Has Got No Mercy" t-shirts, Sopranos Season 5 and a deluxe 2-disc version of DJ Shadow's Endtroducing... are all available at the same time. Bless the baby angel who is in charge of days like today.