TAGGED.

I hate these things. I have been tagged by Matt, who was tagged by Heather, who was tagged by Dirty Blonde, who was tagged by Seeker, who was tagged by Marrie who started this mess that would have ended at me had I not tagged Holly for it. I feel bad about that. Almost. Anyway...

Things to do before I die:

1. Build a house.
   
2. Run for president and get impeached in a horrible scandal of some sort, likely involving the contents of this blog.
   
3. Visit all 7 continents (3 left...)
   
4. Update my profile picture.
5. Record hit album, tour world, make millions.
6. I guess get married eventually.
7. Kill a man... just to watch him die.

Things I can do:

1. Design. Graphically.
2. Fix everyone else's computer but my own with my mere presence.
3. Pick out awesome music for any occasion that you've probably never heard before and will find cool.
4. Somehow make it to work despite waking up 20 minutes before I need to be there.
   
5. Shoot a basketball with near-perfect form.
6. Pass the infectious-disease-related-testing required when I donate blood every 8 weeks. Ladies, take note.
   
7. Probably beat you in a fight. Unless you are the Ultimate Fighting Champion or a girl. Because Maki don't hit ladies.

Things I can't do:

1. Hit ladies.
2. Hit on the ladies (with any skill).
3. Trigonometry.
4. Eat shrimp.
5. Stop buying friggin' DVDs.
6. Tear down the walls I've built around myself, allowing me to display my emotions in a public way, thus allowing others to gain insight into who I really am and what my hopes, dreams, desires and heart's longings are.
   
7. Listen to country music.
   

Things that attract me most to the opposite sex:

1. Gotta have a cute face.
2. It also helps to have a petite frame.
3. She really needs to get my sense of humor and have a pretty good sense of humor herself. But really, it's all about laughing at my jokes.
   
4. I also need a woman with brains since I get bored holding one-sided conversations.
5. She must also have good taste in music. I know this shouldn't matter to me as much as it does, but well, it does. God help me, this is starting to sound like a personal ad.
6. Gotta agree with the lower-lip-biting thing Matt mentioned. Some girl is gonna toss that one at me one day and get me in a whole barrel of trouble. In a good way.
7. I am also attracted to women who let me talk to them without spraying pepper spray at me. That is hella attractive.
   

Things I say:

1. "Dammit."
2. "True."
3. "Quality."
4. "HOLY CRAP."
5. "Word."
6. "Bastards."
7. "Yes, I agree, Andy Warhol doomed modern art to an era of mediocrity with his gimmicky approach."
   

Celebrity crushes:

1. Ingrid Bergman circa 1941
2. Amy Acker
3. Liz Phair
4. Lucy Davis
5. Tina Fey
6. Christina Ricci (yes, I know I'm strange for that one)
7. Since it seems to be a requirement to have one gay crush or something, I'll go with Clooney.

I hope you, the people of the blogging world, have enjoyed this post.