"Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing in the gym?"

"The saddest thing in the gym is the lone guy in the aerobics class who will never, ever have a chance with any of the women in the class with him. Not even the fixer-uppers."

"The saddest thing in the gym is the guy who spends 3 hours a day in the gym, yet only 17 minutes of it is spent on actually working out."

"The saddest thing in the gym is the fact that Maki can't get an open bench because 4 different people exactly like the one described above have camped out on each of the benches and used them as their conversation hubs."

"The saddest thing in the gym is the child left there by their parent with no direction, no discipline and nowhere else to go."

"The saddest thing in the gym is the person who fails to comprehend that the weights are racked and grouped in order for a reason."

"The saddest thing in the gym is the naked man with the towel thrown over his shoulder (instead of wrapped around his waist) whose only social interaction apparently consists of uncomfortable conversations with people who are unsuccessfully trying to ignore him."

"The saddest thing in the gym is the fact that Maki is in the gym 4 times a week and sees these things almost every time."

ADDENDUM: "The saddest thing is when you have to retype an entire post because Blogger sucks and you forgot to copy it to the clipboard before clicking publish."