11:55 am flight to Washington DC? What 11:55 am flight to Washington DC?

Oh, the one you cancelled? Okay. How about the 1:50 pm one? Oh, that one's booked full and there's no possible way of getting me on it, huh? Wow, thanks for getting me on the 6:50 pm flight. That'll really come in handy, considering my flight to London/Heathrow leaves DC at 6:20 pm. Yeah, I don't figure the plane you put me on has 1.21 jigawatts and a flux capacitor to send me into the past so I can make the connection, does it? No, it doesn't. Hey, at least now you've got me on a new flight to Heathrow that leaves at 9:35 pm, giving me 50 minutes to make a connection at a separate international terminal. That's provided the flight from Jacksonville makes it on time.

I'm so glad I used up a vacation day at work to deal with this. Son of a fucking bitch.