Things I saw tonight
- Mike Anderson's stand-up act. Great, funny guy. Go see next time he updates with the whereabouts of his next performance. You'll have a great time checking it out.
- What a Sonic cheeseburger looks like. Plan on it getting messy, since I think there's still chunks of onion and lettuce on the front seat of my car.
- A girl win a maple syrup chugging contest. This little 100 lb. girl put down 3/4ths of a bottle of maple syrup Super Troopers style and didn't throw up. I know a marriage proposal may feel a little premature, but it was hell of tempting.
posted by Maki @ 4:01 AM
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I think I'm in love.
Yeah, that's how Lena and I met. I was downing motor oil, a la the torture scene in Three Kings and, frankly, she was impressed that I survived.
Go for it buddy. Tis the season of love! August! You know, because people wear significantly less clothing.
I have no idea who we're talking about.
The maple syrup thing makes me think of D B Sweeney and aliens.
Matt, I doubt you've ever met her, but she did go to JU. Which is another plus. You can always count on JU people when you need stupid human tricks of some kind. Or someone to help you get rid of massive quantities of alcohol. Either is applicable.
Jacksonville University: Producing The Leaders of Tomorrow!
Hey, I knew a lot of people at JU. Especially the ladies.
Matty knew many, many ladies.
Awwwww, yeah.
You know what I'm saying.
Damn straight.
Uh-huh.
Alright, fine. So there's a good chance you had sex with her.
Happy now?
I could be happier.
wait, this is like stumbling into an awkward conversation.
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