Just a little note to Citibank.
You don't need to raise my credit limit every other month. Seriously. I really want a Honda S2000, but you know what? I don't think I'm gonna put it on my credit card whenever I do get it. I hope you realize the field day somebody is gonna have if my card ever gets stolen. Don't count on me paying for it. It's all on you. So stop raising my limit. Only businesses should have credit lines that high. I may be gettin' busy, but that don't mean I'm runnin' a business here...
Hey look, an entire post without "the language." It sure has been a while. Matt's grandmother would be proud. This one doesn't read like I'm high on crystal meth like that last one did, either. Maybe that's why it's only about 1/10th as good. Bummer.
posted by Maki @ 12:32 AM
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4 Comments:
You shouldn't have called me a fucking stalker.
I called you a stalker? I thought you called yourself a stalker. I'm so confused. I 've called myself a stalker, if that helps. Are we even now?
If you get one, you give me just another reason to hate you, PK. Unless you let me drive it. A LOT.
Good thing that sheriff was out there fighting crime...
Wow, a rabbi? I think a real rabbi would capitalize his name. C'mon buddy, Yaweh says to have some dignity.
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