Attention, neighbors of Maki!
Mowing your lawn at 8am on a Sunday morning falls somewhere between killing puppies and wearing parachute pants on the Not-Cool-Scale.™ Especially when you know your neighbor usually gets home somewhere between 1am and 4am. Every Saturday night. Please refrain from this behavior in the future. Further violations will result in certain death.
DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU.
posted by Maki @ 12:10 PM
12 comments
12 Comments:
Yeah, that'd qualify as justifiable homicide. Maybe you could weed whack them to death.
Ace Freely
I can't believe your neighbors won't work around YOUR schedule! What has this world come to?? :_)
It's not about working around my schedule. It's common courtesy. Mowing your lawn at 8am on a weekend when both of your cars are still at the house at 1pm (the time I left) is the universal sign that you're a fucking douchebag who deserves to die painfully. There is no other excuse.
Whimper. I'm sorry! Don't beat me up, K?
Let's all go over Maki's house this upcoming Sunday at 8am with our lawn-mowers and how about we each take a section of the lawn and mow that shit up?? God - that was a long-ass sentence.
Oh...100%. I HATED my old neighbors...they were doing massive renovations on their house, and the crew would get there around 7am....and start hammering right away....
Man, I feel your pain. My neighbors have a dog they keep tied up about 15 feet from our bedroom window and even though we've been living here almost two months, it still goes batshit insane whenever we (or anyone else) walks around outside. Wakes me up every single weekend. I suggest you deal with your neighbors the same way I'm planning on dealing with my neighbors' dog. Build an airsoft arsenal and unleash hell.
maybe they were up all night and their way of partying is mowing the lawn. maybe it's a religious custom. NOW do you feel bad? i bet you do!!!
Maybe you should sabotage the lawnmower--you know, break in, break stuff.
Or, set up a sprinkler to go off at 8am and spray the hell out of their yard so they can't mow.
I know, I'm brilliant.
Y'know, the sprinkler thing isn't such a bad idea. Too bad I don't have a sprinkler system...
And no, I don't fell bad. Not in the least.
You can buy timers for outdoor faucets in any home improvement store. They work pretty well are are usually under $5
Damn you people and your practicality. I will look into the timers next time I am awakened from slumber on a weekend.
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