Indulge me for a second...
You guys know I rarely talk about celebrities and stuff on here because: A) there are plenty of other blogs that cover that ground, B) I don't exactly keep up with current events, and C) I just don't care anyway. With that said...
I can't be the only one really, really, really hoping Katie Holmes ends up with post-partum depression, can I?
Come on. You know you're all thinking it, too.
posted by Maki @ 11:23 AM
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Now c'mon, that's just mean.
Funny as hell, but still mean.
What Scientologist name do you think they'll saddle that poor kid with?
Holy Crap! That totally didn't even occur to me. What a surprise, right?
I think if its a boy it will be "Dawson L.Ron Cruise" and a girl
"Joey Hubbard Cruise" I actually hope Katie will gain some weight and not be one of those sick-ass skeleton pregnant ladies.
hilarious. is she pregnant? im assuming that she is. b/c otherwise this post is just weird.
and WAIT A SECOND -- who is the surrogate father?!?!?!? because tom cruise sure as hell didnt impregnate that biotch.
I'm thinking Kanye West. That dude is everywhere these days.
That will also be the child's name. Kanye West Cruise. But only if it's a girl.
You guys know what's cool? Everyone who has posted today is taller than Tom Cruise.
I don't even know any of your heights. Don't need to.
We're all taller.
Score one for us.
Actually, I was hoping Tom would get the postpartum depression.
I'll see your post-partum and raise you a murder-suicide (preferably Cruise as the victim), but then I'm kind of a dick like that.
I believe when I heard they were pregnant the first words out of my mouth, well, fingers actually as I was talking to a friend online about it, were, "I hope she gets post partum depression."
And how can people NOT know TomKat is pregnant? Do you live under a rock? Haven't you been hearing "TomKat is expecting a TomKittie..." EVERYWHERE? Yes, it makes me sick too. They should just call the baby TomKittie.
I found a website with Scientologist Celebrities listed...I'm disappointed to see Erika Christensen on there. Also Jenna Elfman. It is disturbing.
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