Ah, crap!
The girl I'm kinda sorta seeing loves her gauchos. LOVES THEM. I screwed up and forgot that she wore pirate pants on our first date, thus proving that I am, as always, socially retarded when it comes to women. Hmmmm. In any case, I guess that's another person to add to the list of "do not let this person find out about Maki's blog" people. Should she feel privileged she's on a list that includes my parents and my drunk driving uncle now? Um, don't answer that. Please.
Funny how I'm more concerned about my thorough destruction of an article of women's clothing than my thorough destruction of my own persona throughout the history of this blog, though, isn't it? I've got some screwed up priorities, I tell ya. Either that or she probably likes her pirate pants more than me at this point and I'm simply projecting. Yeah, that's probably it. All you psych majors who happen to drop by can go ahead and have a field day with this one. I'll wait.
Yes, I broke one of my own blog rules by posting this, as I'm sure at least one of you will dutifully point out in the comments at some point. Thanks for that. I know I can count on you.
posted by Maki @ 10:29 PM
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10 Comments:
If she sticks around for a couple months--the time it will take for those pants to go out of style--then she can read your blog at that point, and she'll probably think it's funny. Who knows, maybe she has a blog dedicated to men who wear their pants too low.
I don't wear them that low. It's all lies.
Fine. You got me. Dammit.
maybe she will see your blog and be like, "Damn. My pants are really stupid." Then you won't have to go on a date with a pirate lady in the future.
Dog, you do not wear pants at all. It is a problem.
Or, maybe she won't even care that you don't like her pirate pants and she'll keep wearing them because she likes them, and all will be well. I mean, how many times have you worn something a girlfriend hated? Did the clothes really ruin things?
Hey, I don't care whether she wears them or not. I'm cool with it because of the aforementioned benefits women get when wearing pirate pants. She'll just have to expect me to say "arrrr" a lot around her.
And no, I am such a snappy dresser that no girlfriend has ever registered a complaint. I am a fashion guru, after all.
I think I speak for all of us when I say that clothes ruin everything. Matt can vouch for this, what with the pants thing and all.
Yeah, I have to agree with you on the gauchos. Not very flattering.
But based on your blog, I don't think it's possible she likes the pants more than you. Who could??
I will vouch for you. I saw you wear pants with a belt...around your waist. Once.
Holy crap you are SEEING someone??? How is it that your work friends are never made privvy to this type of info??? I feel slighted...boo-hoo.
Gauchos are a ridiculous article of clothing. I myself have never worn them. Yuck!
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