Danger, Will Robinson!
I still have nothing funny and exciting to say. So, um talk amongst yourselves. Tell me a song you're really digging right now, since I need something new to listen to. I'm sure that'll last for about a half dozen comments and then we'll be back to jokes about my bodily functions. Which is fine.
Happy Friday!
posted by Maki @ 7:50 AM
51 comments
51 Comments:
You fucking comment whore.
Shit, I'm just enabling you.
Jealousy is such an ugly thing, Matt.
How many comments do I need to wait before I start talkin' poop? Well, I guess I will go with the instructions here. I am currently VERY into Beyonce and Slim Thug's Check On It. Wanna know why? Because the words are fast and I look cool singing them in my car. AND I figured out what she says after "Watch him while he check up on it" today, si I like it even more.
Oooh boy you're looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it
I'm gonna let you work up on it
Ladies let him check up on it, Watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, work it, stop it, check on me tonight
Don't even tell me that's not cool!
Hmm...only three comments so far. I can work with this. I can't currently narrow my music to one song however. Lately, I'm in to The Fray "How to Save a Life", KT Tunstall "Eye To The Telescope", and Anna Nalick "Wreck of the Day". Might be more mainstream than your usual liking, but all three are great albums.
I'm lazy and I tend to listen to the same CD over and over... whatever is in my stereo at the moment. And SOMEONE left Coldplay in there so when I walk by and hit the play button, that's what I get. I usually manage to sneak in a CD that has many artists on it though... or before that I was on a Chantal Kreviazuk kick...
I think I will sing along with L next time Check On It is on the radio though...
And car dance!
I just wanted to write the word "Fuck" right here, we can add that to the comment whore section... since there isn't a lot going on today and of course, my myspace account is blocked by wonderful "Websense" and says "dating and personals" blocked...I thought I would catch up on the latest Maki blogs because the reading material is always much more entertaining than what I currently have to read at work... although, I didn't think I wanted to learn so much about his bowel movements...or lack thereof.
hmmm... I wonder who anon is?
Awww Tracy... I am harmless I promise...hehe, or maybe not so much if I drink too much REISLING on occasion. I was actually trying to come up with a somewhat clever name,but...since Maki advertises this blog on myspace, I don't want the world to know my friend's business...make sense? Thinking of starting a blog involving some of the more funny things that occur during my day...but Maki's blog will do for now until I can find the time to create my own.
Oh, and besides Tracy...although you are employee of the month at work (which I would LOVE to see a picture of that certificate!), you still have entirely too much time on your hands... consider the "anonymous" blogging comments a challenge for you...although you have probably figured out my super-secret identity by now!
Of course I have silly. It's not like everyone drinks wine like you do!!
How was your Spring Break? Did ya party like a rock star every night??
And I must have too much time... I not only comment on everyone else's blogs, but I also have TWO blogs of my own... plus MySpace... which is waning anyway as everyone makes the switch to BlogWorld!
However, I would say my schoolwork is definitely suffering.
:-) I knew you would know with that last comment...I have already entertained myself earlier with yours...you just can't comment annonymously on yours... I need a friggin name. Name and Blog name... Totally agree with you, my interest in myspace is quickly diminishing. My "significant" other spends hours on the internet each evening looking up baseball stats, playing fantasy whatever-the-sport-of-the-season-is (excuse me, playing on 4 fantasy baseball leagues, probably still playing in the 3 or 4 from before as well just so he can continue to talk smack to the other boys...) Anyway, point was...I can't even get time on the computer at home anymore. So I needed SOMETHING to do while I was at work...you know...BESIDES work. (Yes, you DO know don't you...) I am being such a smartass.
Hmmm... I will go change the anon blocker just for you dear.
Don't let him be a computer hog! I had a roommate many eons ago that was a computer hog... I punched her in the noggin.
*sweet smile*
There... I think "anyone" can comment now. : )
I really hope I don't get crazies... other than the ones I already get.
I'm totally adding in anonymous v14gr4 and br345t 3n14rgm3nt comments now!
Also, this post was definately about comment whoring, but I must say, it does not fail to deliver.
PS. Hip Hop is "teh sux"
I had to stare at that second one and sound it out in my head for like a full 30 seconds before I figured out it said breast enlargement.
I'm listening to Ray Charles at my desk... very quietly. Damn open spaces...
glad your eyes work because I still couldn't figure it out for the life of me!
I didn't know you had a breast enlargement Tracy? Since mine went from an "A" to an "A-" during a dodgeball encounter, I've been thinking of one as well...
2 more hours of work...this day seems like it will NEVER end.
O.A.R has a website that you can listen to all of their CD's in full legth from the internet...that's my music of choice, I make my "little co-workers" occasionally listen to it and they all think I'm weird and listen to "old-people" music.
Woops...there went 2 more hints...only the REALLY cool people will know who I am...haha (kidding) Sorry Maki, I took you at your word on the comment thing. I also had to help you live up to Matt's expectations of being a comment whore... I think Tracy and I are doing a super fantastic job!
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I use Rhapsody, so I listen to whatever the hell I want to. At the moment, it's Shiny Toy Guns, LadyTron, LCD Soundsystem and Frausdots. It's wonderful.
woohoo I'm REALLY cool! It feels so strange.
Shite... I think Jeremy is posting in computer geek-ese.
I did NOT have a boob job! My C's are all natural!! I don't think I could handle something foreign being shoved under my skin, pulling everything extra taut, and pushing to get out.
Although it would be nice to not get black eyes when I run ; )
I cheated. There's a "translator" that'll do it. Next I shall post in Binary.
PS. Of the many things you may feel you need, I would think that "boob job" is not one of them. :P
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PS. I'm bored to tears.
"I don't think I could handle something foreign being shoved under my skin, pulling everything extra taut, and pushing to get out"
Tracy...I am afraid to even comment on my thoughts here. Especially because I don't know how to erase them or IF I can erase them.
Wasn't it your blog about a $15 vibrator that you couldn't find at a party or something?!?! Correct me if I am wrong...but wouldn't a dildo and it's use not be partially defined as:
"foreign"
"under the skin"
"pulling taut" and
"pushing to get out"
?
?
hmmmm... maybe you could start a new thread regarding the alternative uses of BOB's...
For whoever cares, right now I'm really digging The White Stripes' "The Denial Twist." I don't know why but I just love that song.
"Would it kill you to play a little Foghat once in a while?"
The blog posting, R, was a song... about a detachable penis... not a vibrator. And I don't need a vibrator... I have... stopping now.
: )
hee hee...
But I hear that vibrators desensitize you... so that it is hard to get off during other things...
Okay, really stopping now.
Really? Good thing Bob and I don't have an intimate relationship anymore then huh?
I mean...sex with him was GREAT at times, especially when no one was around but...ok wait..back up...who is the lucky receipient in your life? I am totally calling your bluff! Is it Maki?
Back to Dildos...I don't think a strap-on would desensitize things...only ones that have batteries...ya know, you got me thinking though...
I am for sure a nympho---I am constantly trying to get my man to put out but always being teased that i want it too damn much! SO maybe, just maybe, if I bang Bob once in awhile in between sessions then it will desensitize me enough to where my sexual needs........
OK STOPPING NOW...
it was only a thought
No need to call my bluff. I wasn't going to say I had a person...
There are ways to have fun alone... without Bob. LOL!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has to tell myself to stop.
Totally laughing about the rubber ducky. Katie's bathroom is rubber duckied out... and so is my sister's. I will never look at the ducks in the same way again.
So you aren't bluffing...or DENYING for that matter...although, you ARE trying to divert the attention to ducks! (Ducking the question? no pun intended..haha) I think you did...
I have learned entirely too much about too many people in this thread. I will never be able to look at you the same again.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
My bathroom is duckied out; however, technically, that's my husband's bathroom. Not mine. Mine is calm and serene. Or something.
This isn't to say I don't have some secret duckies of my own....
What?
There are times when I realize that my goal in life is not to end world hunger, not to run a marathon, not to visit all seven continents and not to become President of the United States. My goal is simply to keep my parents from EVER finding out about this blog.
Right now is one of those times.
And just to add, which of you had the one named Jim, so named because that was all he ever said? I seem to remember hearing that story from one of you...
...and you wonder why I chose to remain "anonymous"
BOB- Battery Operated Boyfriend...
Jim must belong to Tracy. (What does Jim stand for?)
And why does she need "Jim" if she has you? :-)
Jim is named Jim because all he ever says is "Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." And no, who you're thinking of didn't tell me that one.
I don't have Jim.
I don't have Maki either.
I have me.
: )
Me is really good too.
Funny you guys call it Jim because that's all he says. I named mine Buzz for the same reason.
Where's the fun in that?
And Maki: Do your parents have email? I need to..umm...tell them what a wonderful son they have.
Honest.
No, really.
I'm digging this crazy music. Especially Isolations and hit in the USA.
Ok, well I'm finally caught up, after about 3 hours (not continuous) of reading the 854 comments (give or take) posted over the last 3 days, and thinking "who needs AIM when you've got maki's blog?". I'm really upset that I don't have internet at work, however if I did I would soon be unemployed because I'd never get any work done(Tracy, is your job a government job? That would expalin a lot.) I'm really sorry I missed the whole throwing up line of comments, I really could have added to that one.
As for the naming of vibrators, from what I've heard (on more occasions than I'd like to admit) someone commenting on this blog should name their's "Boeing", because its been dropped so many times that it sounds like a jumbo jet coming in to land.
On the music question, Maki, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded Social Distortion's "Sex, Love, and Rock 'n' Roll" album, and I haven't stopped listening to it. Its a great album, I particularly like Highway 101, Faithless, and Angels Wings.
Man... I am never ever commenting on anything ever never again. That way no one knows that I play at work.
Really I work too.
And I go to grad school.
I'm actually very very busy. I just make time for you people.
Appreciate it.
Don't hurt it. : )
AND, you know you people are gonna miss me when I'm gone for two weeks at the end of this month! You'll have to find someone new to pick on.
Tracy, I didn't mean to pick on you, its not like you are the only one commenting at work, I just already know where some of the other people commenting on here work, so I don't need to ask them. You better not stop commenting, I wouldn't want you to lose your Employee of the Month status.
Having never met you I can't say that I'll miss you when you're away but we know Maki will because then he will be back to struggling to reach double digits on the number of comments on his blog.
Its okay... admit it. You'll miss me. Come on... you can do it!
I work for... uhh... for, yeah, fine... the government. See where your tax dollars are going???
If you think Tracy's wasting away our tax dollars, just remember that it's your tax dollars that allow me to basically not work at all :) I'd like to thank each and every one of you.
woohoo! go tax dollars!
and I got some back this year too... thank you tuition and low paying jobs!
now I have money to blow in SWEDEN!
Did I mention that I'm going to Sweden??
Please entertain me tomorrow at work... Maki will probably post a new blog...
entertainment sucks today...damn Mondays...people might actually have to work!
Nah, PK. Those guys are dicks.
I'll go out with them...give me thir number!
Besides...from the looks of someone else's page...hmmm.....she won't be needing Bob OR Jim...she's got SUSHI! :-) xoxox
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