Hmmmm.
In an odd mood right now. Not sure why.
posted by Maki @ 11:05 PM
15 comments
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
About Me
- Name: Maki
- Location: Jacksonville, Florida, United States
I was going to put something clever and funny in this space, but my high school guidance counselor told me I never try hard enough. I'd hate to prove him wrong once again.
Maki's Greatest Hits (aka These Are Probably Better Than What You Just Read)
- This is the stuff that I liked the most or got the best response from people. The only order it's in is chronological. If you're new here I suggest you read some of these since you'll probably think my blog sucks, otherwise.
- The Samoas one
- Maki: Car Stalker
- This one reads like I'm high on crystal meth
- The "If I were gay I'd totally be Jude Law" one
- Preparations for the shindig
- Feelin' pathetic at the grocery store
- The infamous "asking out a chick at the funeral home" one
- The infamous DMV trip
- Dangerous Beauty at Taco Bell
- Egg And Muffin Toaster saves the world
- Racing in the Hyundai?
- BellSouth tech support fails to rock the casbah
- The infamous "Maki throws a salad on a hot girl" one
- Fashion advice that the universe can benefit from
- Egg & Muffin Toaster completes me
- Let's get "Crunk for Christ!" You can't make this stuff up.
- A new fashion trend that will sweep the nation!
- Adventures in Myspace
- A stronger relationship, forged in hate.
- Why Samuel L. Jackson deserves an Oscar for Snakes On A Plane
- A Tale Of Two Universities
Previous Posts
- A whole lotta nada.
- "I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah..."
- Fade into you?
- Here, there and everywhere...
- Ok, Blogger. Them's fightin' words!
- Haven't done a tag since Tag Week, so...
- We live in a beautiful world... Yeah we do, yeah w...
- The evenings are just packed.
- Dinner of champions!
- Danger, Will Robinson!
Jax people I haven't met... YET.
- Acrentropy
- Suburban Jacksonville
- Urban Jacksonville
- Your Internal Expert
- Live in Jacksonville, Florida? Write a blog that you actually update? Send me a shout and tell me how awesome I am and I'll put up a link to you. Easy!
Blogs I read by people smart enough not to live in Jacksonville:
- Some link here, some don't. But I read them nonetheless. They all used to have descriptions but I got lazy.
- "Awesome!" A Blog.
- Blue Dog Art & Design
- c'est what?
- charming but single
- Fried Rice Thoughts
- Heart Tribute Band Super Fan Page
- The Hot Librarian
- I Think, Therefore I Am Frustrated
- The Letter D
- My Hindsight Is Blurry
- PostSecret
- six plus eight is fourteen
- Sum Of Me
- Vodka-Yogurt
- Waiter Rant
- The list continues to shrink, sadly.
Music blog-type website things I check out:
- Too cheap to buy music? Check these out! I won't describe each, but if you visit them daily you can be 92.3% as musically cool as me. Maybe.
- 3hive
- berkeleyplace
- gorilla vs. bear
- Indoor Fireworks
- sawin' blogs
- :: work for it ::
Other blogs that I contribute to when I can be bothered to do it:
- I have a top secret second blog that you can't go to. Still.
- Jacksonville Foreign & Independent Film Enthusiasts - It's been a year since we updated, so I guess the enthusiasm died.
I bet you wasted a lot more than 5 minutes reading this, didn't you?
people have done the same thing.
15 Comments:
Well, that's a cryptic post. Is this in honor of The DaVinci Code or something? Let's see, we can take every third letter and ... ah, screw it. The meaning of life is too much damn work.
Is it because your girlfriend is back in town and you had to re-hide all of the porn? That can be trying. Speaking of that, do you have an agreement with any of your friendfs that (God forbis) should something happen to you, they will go through your house and remove all of your unsavories before your parents get there? I do.
Sadly, all the stuff that I would want hidden only lets everyone know that I'm a huge dork. A pornless dork, oddly enough. Go figure. They'd also find out that I don't clean up around the house very often.
Yes, this is my exciting life. And you read about it daily.
And no hidden messages, either. Sorry!
My banana protector might be thought of as odd if it is found without explanation.
Yes, I said banana protector.
I bought it in Sweden.
I have naughty photos to go with it too!
Heh.
There really is no other way to look at the banana protector than naughtily. I think a chocolate penis would be worse, though...
The best part is it's bright blue and looks even worse than you're thinking it does, M.
Man, I never know what's going on.
Funny, me neither.
I will be sure to post photos of the banana protector.
Really that's what it is. I'm not so sure I would want it to be anything else. It's very bended... like a banana...
bananaprotectorbananaprotectorbananaprotectorbananaprotector.
That doesn't ever get old! Maybe if I invest in one, my dildo insurance premium will drop.
Man... I'm going to have to go straight home... after feeding Katie's monsters... and upload the photos of the bp.
And here I thought you were going to go straight to sleep instead of playing with your banana protector.
Now here's a conversation I can enjoy. It's been a long time since Fairvilla. I made many a late night trip there back in the day. Why the hell don't they have one in Jax? I loved how there was always a limo parked outside, no matter when you went. Even in broad daylight.
They had lots of nice banana protectors.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Oh, and I love how you post one lame sentence and get this many replies, yet I post a funny little quote (or so I thought) and get a big fat "0".
Go figure.
I'm suddenly sad.
And adding to your number of replies.
*sigh*
It's all about letting people fill in the blanks on their own, Jen.
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